An illustration of how Jazzverse!Brittany really doesn’t get along well with her little mouse’s shoes.
Check the story here, it’s amazing!
_Saaaan, you promised you’d get all wet with me…
_I meant in sexy ways, baby…
_Well… let’s combine both!
_NO! Britt! Please don’t you dare throw me in! BRITT!!!
Drabble: Be a Lion, Not a Mouse
Title: Be a Lion, Not a Mouse
Rating: T (for language)
Word Count: ~2,190
Summary: “Gryffindors are supposed to have badass Patronuses, like wolverines or leopards or rhinoceroses or lions—not sissy little mice.”
Author’s Note: Written for Brittana Week: Day Two.
Second Author’s Note: So normally I place Santana in Slytherin, given both her natural aptitudes and what I think an eleven year old Santana would want for herself (see here), but given Santana’s behavior in Season Three especially, I honestly think that she fits best in Gryffindor and would like to see her there. For this story, then, I put Santana in Gryffindor. Of course, to me, Brittany is a totally badass Ravenclaw (see here).